Sunday, May 21, 2017
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
TIPS TO BE A SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE.
1. Have goals:
2. Make plans
3.Implement your plan
4.Review those implementation.
5. Evaluate to see if you have accomplished your goals or not.
Sunday, November 3, 2013
SOCIAL ECONOMY: BRAIN IS NOT BRAN.
UGI WI MBERE YA HINYA.(Short story of a smart man)
A KIKUYU man walks into a bank in NAIROBI City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow KSH 5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the KIKUYU man hands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked ...on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the KIKUYU for using a KSH 15 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a KSH 5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Four weeks later, the KIKUYU returns, repays the KSH 5,000 and the interest, which comes to KSH 150.41.The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow 'KSH 5,000' The KIKUYU replies: 'Where else in NAIROBI can I park my car for four weeks for only KSH 150.41 and expect it to be there when I return???''
*Ugi wi mbere ya hinya*
A KIKUYU man walks into a bank in NAIROBI City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow KSH 5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the KIKUYU man hands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz S class 500 parked ...on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the KIKUYU for using a KSH 15 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a KSH 5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Four weeks later, the KIKUYU returns, repays the KSH 5,000 and the interest, which comes to KSH 150.41.The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow 'KSH 5,000' The KIKUYU replies: 'Where else in NAIROBI can I park my car for four weeks for only KSH 150.41 and expect it to be there when I return???''
*Ugi wi mbere ya hinya*
THIS IS A STORY ABOUT 4 PEOPLE
THIS IS A STORY ABOUT 4 PEOPLE
1. Everybody.
2. Somebody.
3. Anybody and
4. Nobody.
There was an important task to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it.
Everybody was sure somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job....
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
1. Everybody.
2. Somebody.
3. Anybody and
4. Nobody.
There was an important task to be done, and Everybody was asked to do it.
Everybody was sure somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job....
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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